is someone up there having a laugh,,,,,,,,,,,,

So there i am thinking life is going quite cushty,,,Colin surviving,,the days passing, his release from saughton imminent,,hmm fraudean slip,,the southern looming,,,Louise now recovering,,no complications..shelley in America having a yahooo,,,oh to be young and free and gorgeous,,Melissa gainfully employed and enjoying her summer with Paul,,perdey slotting into our regime well,,oh yes life is good,,so hey ho,,someone up there smiles and we are all back to square one,,,melissa,,mum on way to the royal,,,mum in assesement,,,so there i am,,phoned southern,,tell colin wont be in,,royal infirmary edinburgh,,the trip to a and e exactly 7.5 mins from door to door,,one pound twenty for one hour,,two pound twenty for over,had my frequent visitor card stamped,,nearly enough visits for a free labotomy,,buy one get one free,,if anyones interested,,but has to be taken between aug12 to aug 15 so apply for holidays now,,so here i am number two child with suspected appendicitis,,are you having a laugh,,Melissa on morphine and a drip,,surgeon thought it very bizarre two sisters with the same symptons within weeks,, no not realy this is the Mitchells,,so here we are Melissa awaiting tests in Royal,,dejavu,,ovaries ect mentioned,,my eyes glaze over,,where will this all end,,PAPA ambulance support team on standby,,this time next week,,will be the night before Colin comes home,,phoebe and perdey will be friends,ok maybe not,,Louise and james will be enjoying supper,,shelley will be somewhere in the usa,melissa will be out with Paul and I will be on copacabbana beach RIO,,hoping there all having a lovely time,,either that or packing for that labotomy,,lets face it sometimes i think ive already had it,,answer on postcards to the above address,,,,,,,,,,