darn that puppy,,husband children ect,,,,,

Well never mind having a laugh it looks like those upstairs are laughing hystericaly,,,why you ask ,,oh many reasons,,1.that darn puppy snores,,she also thinks it hilarious to watch me wade across puddles in my nighty and hunter wellies,,no cheapies for us mitchells girls,,parade around on the grass at 0130am,,shouting PURDIE PURDIE good girl,,awaiting her performance if you know what i mean,,as she has been whinning in her crate,,for her to laugh,,yes i swear i heard her and dash for the door.So back we trot,,deerhound under my arm,,,and repeat the same performance,this time for her to gallop back and stand quivering behind the main door,,Scottish deehound,,are they having a laugh,,youd think it was inbred to like the rain and the only thing this monkey could catch is a cold,,so off we go again,,thank god we have no neighbours,,but i love her unquestionably she is sooooo cute and soooooooo smart and one more trick like last night and she will be soooooooo in a dog pound,,agh
2,No more calls from Shelley,,that girl has to much fun and all thoughts of home,,which im sure she has constantly,,or so she tells me when she eventualy phones,,are put to the back of her mind,,thats my girl.
3.Colin,,well dear friend,,as i am always saying 30 years on and he still surprises me,,translate,drives one to distraction,but there we are day room southern general govan glasgow,,oh how i wanted to say monaco general,principality monaco,,back to reality,,and we have tears running down our faces as the subject has turned to his first few weeks post accident,,and how now if anything goes wrong we are not to resussitate or ventilate,,great,,well he will have to have this tatooed on his arm,lets face it who would believe me in an emergencey,,no no let him go,,well i would be in barlinnie,,well they will need to resussitate me,,
4.NO 2 child,,Melissa has been released,,2nights in royal,,tests scans prodded and released,,nothing imminent in the way of further updates,,but at least she is home and another worry is put to the back of my mind,,,,
5.Louise and james checking scotsman and espc over to the possibilty of a move in the imminent future,,do they not know it is more stressful than weddings and death,,well obviously not if your the one dead if you know what i mean,,,
6.When is the doctors open as im surely needing some sort of sedative,,six,,actualy well one each for Me,colin louise melissa james and purdey,,as we all need to take a deep breath turn round and face another day,,,,,,,,