beam me up scotty,,,,,,,,

Oh my goodness,,i have three men in my house all morning,,and they are still here,,why i hear you say,,well to install colins enviromental control system,,,noooooo,,they have a machine that gives him control,,,take it back i say,,under my breath of course,,these silly people think its a good idea if he can,answer the phone,,control telly,radio,dvd,ipod,lights ,doors,,,whose silly idea was that,,i have had control of the telly flicker thing for exactly 6 days,,6 days,,no,,my life will now be filled with top gear,the news,radio 4,,the eagles,,im too young for this,,im still a jeremy kyle sort of chick,,i do admit to listening to radio 2,,but a girl can only watch so many re runs of old spy movies ,top gear ect...this is mental torture,,i have only just found out how to work the record on the sky channel,,the year of the videos has been and gone and i still couldnt work that fandangled machine,,,is this fair...i know life isnt fair,,colin can now be seen cotroling my whole house by the flip of a finger,i seriously think at one stage he will demand we call him captain kirk of the star ship enterprise,,please god he doesnt expect me to dress up as lt.uhura,,,note to self,look out polyester mini dress,,,, and hide those large ears,,.....captains log 2010,humanoid female,looks as if showing emotion about box in corner of the room,,bones we need a diagnosis,,if she can not be controlled she will have to be exterminated,,,there again she may have her uses,,,,,BEAM ME UP SCOTTY..................................................