i have now officialy lost the plot

So there i am all showered, coiffured,,full makeup on,,driving out the gate when my eye wandered up to the clock on my ever faithfull,,well so far,mini,,when no,no,surely not,,yes my dear friends the clock read 0257,,check mobile,,no what has possesed me,,reverse,keys out in house pick up phone 1,2,3,4,,,,,at the first stroke the time by accurist is ,,,,0259,,,nooooooooooo,,,,,my alarm starts to scream,,,,,,,,,,,,no,,how on earth have i managed to get up and do daily routine ONE HOUR earlier than required,,,so here i am dear friends huddled on the sofa trying to resist the temptation to return to my bed,,awaiting the clock to make its way to 0400,,yes i have officialy lost the plot and my life is pants.......................