sunday bloody sunday

I awoke late.5 am,,i was feeling real bad,,possibly the hot dog from cinema,,surely not,such a gastronomic treat.No i was feeling like a baloon with all its air out,,not sure what was working on me,,depression surely,,i want to be a girl in sex in the city,,oh for goodness sake move on ,,your the old bat in the mini,the beautiful clean mini,,no sweety wrappers and plastic fruit trays,,thank you Michael.Anyway cup of tea later i conked out,,so unlike me,,but awoke at 10am,I was a mess,,it took me half an hour to persuade my body i had to get out of bed and head to sainsburys,,i had a list for colin,,i had to try.with great manouvering sainsburys was eventualy reached,,a burkha would have been good,,it would have covered the jeans and very questionable top,,again note to self,,just because it says reduced does not mean its a bargain.I slouched around the isles,,filled my zimmer,,read trolly,,and headed west,Colin was there,,awaiting his fresh sparkling wife,but got me,,we sat he read the paper i slouched,THIS WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.He suggested i go home early i complained id just arrived,,ok so my hair was in the style more seen on bambam,,my makeup or lack of it was not setting any new makeup trends,,the head on table possibly looked like i had had a stroke,,as did the slur in my words,,but i could reach above my head and smile,,well i would if id had anything to smile about,And so the visit continued,,Colin watching the grand prix,,hed have done anything yesterday barr be associated with me,,my head nailed to a table,,not the best of visits for Colin,,Ineed him home so i can lounge on my sofa,,like Mr Big,,Colin needs home so he can escape me into his study,,,well one day nearer,,he is well and a goal plan meeting looms on Tues,,so we will tantatively make dates and plans and the future will look good,,I will try tomorrow,,hair done lippy on and i will be fresh and witty,,and will claim an alien took over my body this weekend,,and Colin will smile and nod and all will be well.