Monday, 14 June 2010

oh joy,,,another weekend

Dear friend,,another weekend passed in a blur,,,Sat was work,,so the lovely Melissa visited her dad,,its worrying the number of people that think she looks like me,,poor child im sure the social services will be able to arrange counceling.So another shift at work was done and Peter and my mum arrived and the man with a hammer began,,All and any pictures where nailed to a wall,,the tate gallery has nothing on us,,it realy is quite scary how much tat can be naield to walls in such a short time,,wails from children off ,,your not putting that on the wall,,well yes i am ,,well at least there is now a nail there and something better can be hung eventualy.So number one child,,Louise demanded i accompaqny her to sEX in the city,,it will win no oscars,but it was fun,,and reminded me very much of my recent trip to dubai,,less of course the shoes ,gowns,men,hotel plane ,limos ect,,but yes on the whole very similar trip indeed,,i too was out of medication,,well who takes enough to cover the unexpected volcanic erruption,,oh how i sympaphise with samantha as she devouvered those yams,,yams,,do you reckon they sell them in waitrose,,note to self check out yam department waitrose.Now feeling uttereley distraught that i am not even trying i slinked home and after slipping into my la perla nightie between my ralph lauren sheets,,read primark jammies reduced to 3 pound from 5,,not exactly matching bed linen,and bolle,,well cup of tea,,ok so my lifes a sham,,im not carrie or samantha or Charlotte,or the other ginger one,,who is realy a lesbian and did they realy go searching for the ugliest red headed child for that film,,But on the plus side i do have enough nails in my wall to await future art work,,so how can a girl complain

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