clean clean clean

has anyone had any building work lately,yes,,well you will know what a mess even the best guys make,,stour dust and well you think your house will never be the same again,,so i bit the bullet and called a firm who arrived early and cleaned and cleaned,,while i hid in the kitchen pretending not to be lazy,,so now my house looks like the little mice from cinderella have been ,,and yes before you say it i am the ugly sister,well my prince charming has a lovely clean house to come home to when he is ready,,but he better hurry up as im not sure i can keep it like this for ever,,ive started moaning at the girls,,where are you going with that glass,,who left that cup there,,oh for goodness sake,,,colin was good today,he was so keen to be good for john i think he tired himself out,,he is not long back up so it takes time to build up his stamina again,,but he wil and we will get him into the sunshine tomorrow,,i think its going to be sunny,,and he will be ok.And if anyone sees me eating anything chocolaty kick me,,i cant beleive im so fat,,im living off m/s egg sandwiches,m/s chocolate eclairs and blue berries,,thats the healthy bit,,my one a day,,put me in a shell suit and i would slot right into little britain,,what what no but ,,,or maybe even bubbles,,oh my god ive just realised they made that characterr round me,,bubbles that is,,thats it carrott sticks,humous and water,,lets face it colin doesnt want a fat bird,,