just call me two lamp lotte

insomnia cup of tea beckoned,,so i ventured down to kitchen,,,damn dash,,,the kitchen lights had fused again,,,melissa colin where are you when i need you,,,no 2 daughter having learnt how to fix fuse has now abandoned me to visit new zealand,,,inconsideate i would call it,,,anyway i can fix this,,yes retreived standard lamp from dining room,,,stood back to admire my handy work,,thought it was all quite retro chic,,,floral ,,,with fringes,,,yes this might catch on,,,place lamp in front of sink,,job done,,turned round tripped over flex,,flex pulled out of plug,,,damn dash,,i can fix this,,,standard lamp retreived from sitting room,,,brass with cream shade,,more laura ashley than retro,,two lamps in front of sink,,,job done,,,lawrence lewellyn bowen and handy andy would be proud of me,,,,i was on a roll,,,,constant beeping of walk about phone has been driving me mad for days,,,i can fix that,,marched thru to sitting room,,ripped out battery,job done.decided rest of alterations to home can wait till tomorrow,,,and i thought DIY was hard.